LeBron’s gotten more people kicked out of his games than watched Space Jam 2.

.08% of the population lost their lives to COVID and the remaining 99.92% had their lives taken from them by government.

After Bette Midler said West Virginia was full of inbred hicks, Ilhan Omar announced she’s running for the Senate in West Virginia.

Is it weird that my dad can go into a women’s restroom in L.A. but can’t go to a restaurant?

Does anyone else love watching Joe Biden get mad?

Have you heard about the new Fauci variant? It’s shorter than most variants but it’s depressing and causes you to lie while craving massive amounts of attention. Unfortunately, there’s no cure and can linger far past it’s usefulness.

Kid gloves are the only thing on Joe Biden’s Christmas list.

If 10% goes to the Big Guy, what percentage does that leave for crack and prostitutes?

Do more people in Chicago die from Omicron or gunshots?

Merry Christmas, this is Ava like actually, not my parents, or anyone who does these tweets but I just finished unwrapping all my presents and none of them were shaped like a new President!!! 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

If Jill Biden is the doctor, why is Joe taking everyone’s temperature?

Why is a once in a lifetime pandemic lasting an entire lifetime?

Why is the average life span of a D.C. politician 104 years but their interns only live to be 23?

I used to fight for my right to party. Now I wear a mask to protect me from air.

The only difference between Joe Biden and Antifa is Joe prefers to smash and grab children.

If Ghilaine Maxwell is guilty of trafficking young women, who was she trafficking them to?

If all good things must come to an end does that mean the Democrat party will be here forever?

I'll wear a mask in Florida when it starts to smell like New York.

I will not apologize for attacking Ron DeSantis’s cancer-stricken wife until everyone admits their New Year’s resolution is to date me. Happy New Year!

Is the year 2022 or is that the price of a gallon of gas?

Republicans would rather date Lorena Bobbitt than AOC.