Do the free Chinese Coronavirus tests come with free Chinese Coronavirus?

When things get back to normal, will you remember which party was dead-set against things getting back to normal?

Should Joe Rogan start posting apologies in advance?

When I have children I’m going to name them all Democracy. They’ll be the only ones Democrats will pretend not to threaten or assault.

If you had four jabs of an experimental drug in you in one year wouldn’t you be angry at the people who didn’t get any jabs too?

Joe Rogan is just some person who did something.

Ukraine and crack pipes. Is Hunter Biden’s laptop running the country?

CNN reports obesity is down in America thanks to Joe Biden’s crack pipe plan.

So, a geomagnetic storm heated up the Earth’s atmosphere so much it caused 40 SpaceX satellites to crash and burn but you think my car is causing climate change?

Why are liberals pro-Covid?

When did we go from “Just Say No” to “Smoke Up Johnny”?

Inflation is what happens when a below average man is inflated into the President of the United States.

Hunter Biden thinks Joe’s crack pipe kit is a stimulus package.

Here’s the trannoscript from today’s call between Putin & Biden:

Putin: Hello Joe

Biden: Hey there Xi, I mean Fidel, excuse me, Vlad

Putin: Ok

Biden: trunalimunumaprzure

Putin: What?

Biden: You know the thing. I got hairy legs that kids play with

Putin: I’m invading Ukraine.

Did General Milley call Vladimir Putin promising to give him a heads up on Joe Biden’s plans or does he only help our enemies when Republicans are in office?

Where’s Fauci?

Joe Biden is declaring war against Russia after watching Rocky 4.

When will CNN’s advertisers realize more people see the message board outside my school than the ads on CNN?

What do you think Bill and Hillary are doing for Valentine’s Day?

Ilhan Omar celebrates Valentine’s with her brother on that day some people did something.

Fox News has more viewers that work for CNN than CNN has viewers.