Why are liberals pro-Covid?

When did we go from “Just Say No” to “Smoke Up Johnny”?

Inflation is what happens when a below average man is inflated into the President of the United States.

Hunter Biden thinks Joe’s crack pipe kit is a stimulus package.

Here’s the trannoscript from today’s call between Putin & Biden:

Putin: Hello Joe

Biden: Hey there Xi, I mean Fidel, excuse me, Vlad

Putin: Ok

Biden: trunalimunumaprzure

Putin: What?

Biden: You know the thing. I got hairy legs that kids play with

Putin: I’m invading Ukraine.

Did General Milley call Vladimir Putin promising to give him a heads up on Joe Biden’s plans or does he only help our enemies when Republicans are in office?

Where’s Fauci?

Joe Biden is declaring war against Russia after watching Rocky 4.

When will CNN’s advertisers realize more people see the message board outside my school than the ads on CNN?

What do you think Bill and Hillary are doing for Valentine’s Day?

Ilhan Omar celebrates Valentine’s with her brother on that day some people did something.

Fox News has more viewers that work for CNN than CNN has viewers.

Ilhan Omar celebrated Valentine’s Day with her brother watching their favorite rom-com. Blackhawk Down

If Canadians are traveling 65 mph while sneaking into the U.S. to flee Justin Trudeau’s tyranny & Central Americans are traveling 55 mph while sneaking into the U.S. to flee poverty & government corruption, what U.S. state will they meet to illegally vote Democrat in?

Justin Trudeau is living proof that leadership is not hereditary.

I’m thinking about invading Canada. How long do you think it would take me to get Trudeau to surrender the entire country?

You can bail out an attempted murderer but if you donate to a hardworking trucker your bank accounts will be seized.

Imagine what Janet Reno would’ve done to David Koresh if he didn't comply with Covid mandates.

The only problem Joe Biden solved is the one he imagined.

Is Michelle Obama the same Mikey from the Life cereal commercials?

Why should Putin take advice on Ukraine from the guy who voted for the U.S. invasion of Iraq?