Which is the more important case? Roe v. Wade or Depp v. Heard?

I wish California would be as relentless in their fight for crime in this state as much as their endless crusade to defend abortion.

What does Kamala Harris and the Pfizer vaccine have in common?

They both don't work.

The only people Gavin Newsom protects more than women are men who murder women and little girls.

Happy Mother’s Day

Product of a Good Mother https://youtu.be/MI-jKKm1QaA via @ YouTube

Thanks to all the moms who consented to the easy part and finished it through the hard part.

I thought 2000 Mules is what Stacey Abrams eats for breakfast.

What do you call a person who has a uterus and can have/carry/breastfeed a human being?

Joe Biden has always been anti-abortion except if your son leaves a laptop full of evidence about a corrupt family at a computer repair shop.

Brittney Griner is lucky she’s locked up in Russia and wasn’t at the Capitol Building on Jan 6th.

What’s the word for a group of people stupid enough to believe anything coming out of Joe Biden’s mouth?

It’s hard to believe Joe Biden can taste our frustration or anything else after tasting Kamala’s hair.

Democrats are so bad they need to launder billions through Ukraine and funnel it back to Democrats for midterm elections they’re already rigging by ballot stuffing.

Will we be sending $100 billion to every country that gets invaded?

I liked Nancy Pelosi better when she played Endora on Bewitched.

The Democratic Republic of Congo has just agreed to be invaded by Uganda so both countries can split the $100 billion dollars the U.S. will send to Congo for being invaded.

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris get along better than LeBron James and a complete sentence.

Do you think Donald Trump should end the first 2024 presidential debate with Let’s Go Brandon?

Joe Biden is the only President in U.S. history to see Halley’s Comet three times.

Can someone please explain to me like I’m an 11-year-old how Russia invaded Ukraine but America is the country going broke because of it?

My mom has convinced me I would have loved growing up in the 80’s.

To help me imagine these times, what’s your favorite memory of these times? A song, a show, any reminiscence of US culture. 🇺🇸 🎸 🏖☀️