What’s the word for a group of people stupid enough to believe anything coming out of Joe Biden’s mouth?

It’s hard to believe Joe Biden can taste our frustration or anything else after tasting Kamala’s hair.

Democrats are so bad they need to launder billions through Ukraine and funnel it back to Democrats for midterm elections they’re already rigging by ballot stuffing.

Will we be sending $100 billion to every country that gets invaded?

I liked Nancy Pelosi better when she played Endora on Bewitched.

The Democratic Republic of Congo has just agreed to be invaded by Uganda so both countries can split the $100 billion dollars the U.S. will send to Congo for being invaded.

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris get along better than LeBron James and a complete sentence.

Do you think Donald Trump should end the first 2024 presidential debate with Let’s Go Brandon?

Joe Biden is the only President in U.S. history to see Halley’s Comet three times.

Can someone please explain to me like I’m an 11-year-old how Russia invaded Ukraine but America is the country going broke because of it?

My mom has convinced me I would have loved growing up in the 80’s.

To help me imagine these times, what’s your favorite memory of these times? A song, a show, any reminiscence of US culture. 🇺🇸 🎸 🏖☀️

There's a baby formula shortage because Joe Biden makes everyone in D.C. dab some behind their ears.

Give $40 billion to the Wounded Warrior Project instead of Ukraine.

Jen Psaki is now the 2nd worst White House Press Secretary in U.S. history.

Why do the people who profit most from bad news keep backing policies that create more bad news?

What’s lower? The stock market or Joe Biden’s approval rating?

Joe Biden needs to visit Buffalo because they're becoming extinct.

Which is a more disturbing marriage? Depp v. Heard or Omar v. brother?

Are you better off than you were four years ago?

If Ilhan Omar divorces her brother, who gets custody of Captain Phillips?

I hope @ elonmusk tweets the name Tara Reade.