The future of intellectual discourse is bright

You wake up in this mans arms. He is the only fire fighter who survived and you're all alone. He carries you to safety and starts to undress you because your clothes are destroyed by the fire. He starts to take off his uniform showing a jockstrap ith a huge bulge and says "It gets bigger when it's warm you know". He then starts to hold you because you're shaking from trauma. He doesn't call for backup so no one else will come. Wyd?

Me today(I literally did nothing but play civ6 for 14hrs straight)

I go on for weeks without playing games but every time I install a new game or replay an old game this happens