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This happened to me today. (I was the left com redditor)
A Trotskyist socdem CWI rape-defending professor and frequent socialist alternative official was teaching a class on Richard Wolff, known co-op (socialism) advocate.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Wolff and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a lazy, anti-democratic, Armchair bound Leftcom redditor who had read 1500 works of theory, comprehended every word of Capital in original German, and understood the necessity of a ruthless critique of everything in existence remained sitting and held up a copy of the Lyons Thesis.
”What is communism?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite liberally and smugly replied “communism is a state of affairs to be established in which the workers democratically control the means of production, you stupid Bordigist.”
”Wrong. Communism is the real movement which abolishes the present state of things.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of his ballot marked for Hillary Clinton. He stormed out of the room crying those opportunist crocodile tears. The same tears opportunists cry for the “left unity” when they jealously try to claw catgirls from the deserving marxists. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, David Harvey, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist socdem professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned to send them to Rojava!
The students applauded and all ordered Armchairs that day and accepted Bordiga as their lord and savior. An baby named “Organic Centralism” just happened to be in the room and leaned back in its armchair and shed a tear on the itself. The Eclipse and Re-emergence of the Communist Movement was read several times, and Gilles Dauve himself precipitated out of material conditions and did absolutely nothing.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the activism and was tossed into the pit of opportunists for all eternity.
Long live the international movement!
https://redd.it/1fv68vt
@r_Ultraleft
A Trotskyist socdem CWI rape-defending professor and frequent socialist alternative official was teaching a class on Richard Wolff, known co-op (socialism) advocate.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Wolff and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a lazy, anti-democratic, Armchair bound Leftcom redditor who had read 1500 works of theory, comprehended every word of Capital in original German, and understood the necessity of a ruthless critique of everything in existence remained sitting and held up a copy of the Lyons Thesis.
”What is communism?"
The arrogant professor smirked quite liberally and smugly replied “communism is a state of affairs to be established in which the workers democratically control the means of production, you stupid Bordigist.”
”Wrong. Communism is the real movement which abolishes the present state of things.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of his ballot marked for Hillary Clinton. He stormed out of the room crying those opportunist crocodile tears. The same tears opportunists cry for the “left unity” when they jealously try to claw catgirls from the deserving marxists. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, David Harvey, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist socdem professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned to send them to Rojava!
The students applauded and all ordered Armchairs that day and accepted Bordiga as their lord and savior. An baby named “Organic Centralism” just happened to be in the room and leaned back in its armchair and shed a tear on the itself. The Eclipse and Re-emergence of the Communist Movement was read several times, and Gilles Dauve himself precipitated out of material conditions and did absolutely nothing.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the activism and was tossed into the pit of opportunists for all eternity.
Long live the international movement!
https://redd.it/1fv68vt
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