I'm still gonna be on Tele, don't get me wrong, but be aware that it's not the most secure place in the world.

Solo male Frankenstein porn parody called Crankenstein

IMPORTANT

They're not even trying to hide it at this point

Interesting, if alarming read. There are a lot of claims in here I have criticisms of, but they're at least worth reading and examining.

(On the subject of post-literacy)

Cool fact! If someone tells you that state or national parks are useless, you're illegally allowed to flay them!

(Being illegal makes it cooler)

Waste of land? Brother, you're a waste of braincells

Hold on, making a leftist meme™️

Look! Look at my wall of text and weep!

(And yes, I know it's more complicated than this, but I'm already pushing the limits of legibility here lol)