"China will liberate us Muricans"

Figured this would be appreciated here

Chimpcel, never heard that before

There's girls that like Mr Beast?

Its that easy to trick God.

Looks like chocolate chips

"Oh no! He filmed our poop festival! We must ban him immediately!"

I hereby declare you husband and chicken pasta.

"least coomerbrained redditor"

"average reddit comments section"

"take my updoot fellow redditor"

redditor gets downvoted

A based department call on reddit.