Looks like chocolate chips

"Oh no! He filmed our poop festival! We must ban him immediately!"

I hereby declare you husband and chicken pasta.

"least coomerbrained redditor"

"average reddit comments section"

"take my updoot fellow redditor"

redditor gets downvoted

A based department call on reddit.

Reddit conversation edited for brevity.

Classic. You can repost that as often as you can, you will always get the same shocked reaction from me.