God decides it’s finally time to send Jesus back to Earth...

*poof* All of a sudden, Jesus finds himself on the side of a road in the middle of rural America.

He sticks out his thumb for a ride and before long a man in a truck stops to give him a lift.

Not revealing his true identity, Jesus thanks the man for stopping.

Jesus: Wow thank you sir, so many people just ignored me standing there.

Man: don’t worry about it! That’s just what good people do.

After a few minutes driving the man leans over,

Man: Hey, I have this sandwich here, ya want some?

Jesus: wow, thank you sir, that’s so kind of you! I’d love some.

A few more minutes pass and the man leans over again,

Man: Hey I have a few beers in the cooler back there, want one?

Amazed by the man’s kindness Jesus replies,

Jesus: wow sure! I’d love one. Thank you again.

After a few more miles down the road the man looks around suspiciously and says,

Man: hey…I uh, have a little joint here. Want to take a few puffs with me?

Jesus pauses for a second and replies,

Jesus: ya know what, why not!

So the man and Jesus drive down the road smoking the fattest joint listening to music and having a good time. Finally, Jesus speaks up,

Jesus: okay listen! I can’t keep quiet any longer! You have been so kind, so nice, I want to tell you…I’m Jesus! God sent me down here to help the people and you’ve just been so kind. What can I do to repay you? Anything!

The man looks at Jesus with a grin on his face and says, “Good shit, huh?”

Why Dr. Doolittle scares Welsh farmers?

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

"Under Greek influence, when a Hellenistic mystery cult of Osiris was developed (which happened before Christianity arose), it adopted the generally pervasive idea of salvific baptism, which we know was pre-Christian. In short, both the Egyptian Osiris cult and the Jewish Jesus cult borrowed their idea of baptism from existing Greek mystery religions."

— Dr. Richard Carrier [source]

@ChristianityExposed

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An Oxfam audit of the World Bank’s 2017-2023 climate finance portfolio found that between $24 billion and $41 billion in climate finance —nearly 40 percent of all climate funds disbursed by the Bank over the past seven years— went unaccounted for between the time projects were approved and when they closed.

There is no clear public record showing where this money went or how it was used, which makes any assessment of its impacts impossible. It also remains unclear whether these funds were even spent on climate-related initiatives.

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Greetings, everyone.

Millenniyule X will begin on the 12th of December 2024. It will be broadcast live on Twitter, Odysee, Telegram, Dlive and Rumble. There will be 52 interviews, taking in a broad swathe of the Dissident Right as well as a few figures from outside it.

The format will initially be the usual one: four interviews a night, along with a sprinkling of solo AMAs and one "Christmas cards" stream. But there will be a new feature this year...

After Christmas there will be six "banquet" hangouts with many guests from Millenniyule past and present. These will be themed: Scottish, English, Canadian, American, Germanic, and "open to all". The latter will hark back to the anarchic beginnings of Millenniyule - it will be a hangout open to the public.

There will also be a 1-hour "countdown" video immediately preceding the first interview. That video has already been completed so there is no chance of it not being ready on time - as has sadly happened in previous years - and this year it is something quite special, commemorating a decade of the festival.

The structure will be something like this (times shown in British):

11th Dec - Prologue AMA (10pm)
12th - countdown video (7pm)
12th-24th - 4 interviews each evening
25th - Christmas cards stream (2am)
25th - Christmas Day AMA (10pm)
26th - Boxing Day AMA (10pm)
27th - banquets 1 + 2
28th - banquets 3 + 4
29th - banquets 5 + 6
30th - Morgoth (8pm)
31st - Outro AMA (8pm)

The full schedyule will be published around the 8th of December. The guests will be announced each day up till then, both on this Telegram channel and the recently-recovered Twitter profile.

Millenniyule needs your support.

That crazy drummer is back again... - Eletepariosiberiano TikTok

I honestly do not know how he does this, but he's playing Drum n Bass beats on the drums (not something normally done, because they're supposed to need a drum machine, to keep speed, tempo and rhythm) not just any old Drum n Bass however, nooooo... Apparently that's too slow for this guy, he's gone for the Massive Bass variety of DnB!!!

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdNCe86p/

Yakuza (Deadly Game): Valhala Rising Remix - TMSSP YouTube

New Remixlive video demo up on my TMSSP YouTube channel. This one is a Remix of an atmospheric, Japanese Trap track, I made originally 3 years ago now. I thought it needed an update?

https://youtu.be/YYRazHDrbWg?si=NtBz34OLEm_0Fv-C