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Well, boys?
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Never give women all they want. This applies to politics as well.
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Forwarded from Revenge of the MAGA King
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⚠️Simp Alert⚠️

⚫️ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy is white knighting for women again.

⚫️ Despite still being a virgin, the user has decided on the same failing strategy as always.

⚫️ It is unknown which female Telegram poster he is trying to impress, but from the women we've interviewed, his attempts are not working.

⚫️ "He's a sweet guy, but not my type," one anonymous female mod told NNN. "I appreciate what he does for us, but there's a guy im talking to right now, and it's not him," another female poster said.

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Simps: "I CAN FIX HER"
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⚠️Desperation⚠️

⚫️ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy wants to fuck your grandmother.

⚫️ Having no luck with women in their 20s, 30s, 40s and even 50s Mccoy has resorted to chasing after the elderly.

⚫️ In hopes of finding a woman as desperate as himself, Mccoy finds opportunity with the baby boomer demographic.

⚫️ Having no cultural touchstones with the generation Mccoy has gotten on Facebook in an attempt to familiarize himself with the old women.

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⚠️Feeder?⚠️

⚫️ Telegram Weeaboo Roman Dabrowski has a major dilemma on his hands.

⚫️ His current girlfriend is 5'9" and weighs 360lbs coming in at a BMI of 53.2. His new love interest is smaller in all measurements at 4'11" and weighing 160lbs with a BMI of 32.3 hardly making into the obese category.

⚫️ Although the potential new gf isn't nearly as fat as the current gf, Roman has hopes that she will be able to put on about 100lbs in the near future.

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