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Forwarded from Revenge of the MAGA King
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⚠️Simp Alert⚠️

⚫️ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy is white knighting for women again.

⚫️ Despite still being a virgin, the user has decided on the same failing strategy as always.

⚫️ It is unknown which female Telegram poster he is trying to impress, but from the women we've interviewed, his attempts are not working.

⚫️ "He's a sweet guy, but not my type," one anonymous female mod told NNN. "I appreciate what he does for us, but there's a guy im talking to right now, and it's not him," another female poster said.

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Simps: "I CAN FIX HER"
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⚠️Desperation⚠️

⚫️ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy wants to fuck your grandmother.

⚫️ Having no luck with women in their 20s, 30s, 40s and even 50s Mccoy has resorted to chasing after the elderly.

⚫️ In hopes of finding a woman as desperate as himself, Mccoy finds opportunity with the baby boomer demographic.

⚫️ Having no cultural touchstones with the generation Mccoy has gotten on Facebook in an attempt to familiarize himself with the old women.

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⚠️Feeder?⚠️

⚫️ Telegram Weeaboo Roman Dabrowski has a major dilemma on his hands.

⚫️ His current girlfriend is 5'9" and weighs 360lbs coming in at a BMI of 53.2. His new love interest is smaller in all measurements at 4'11" and weighing 160lbs with a BMI of 32.3 hardly making into the obese category.

⚫️ Although the potential new gf isn't nearly as fat as the current gf, Roman has hopes that she will be able to put on about 100lbs in the near future.

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⚠️Simpin' Ain't Easy⚠️

⚫️ Telegram user, self-righteous douche bag and incel, Mccoy would like to rename the standard chat bot, Ginger, to Mary Anna.

⚫️ From evidence found in the Long House chat, this is an attemp from the Conslop King to impress his e-crush.

⚫️ The user believes that if he can get Morrakiu to change the name of the bot that he will finally receive the sexual favors that he deeply desires from the artist and frequent poster, Mary Anna.

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