Memorial Day is giving me way too much content. I might be able to post for weeks with these comments alone.

This is disgusting.

I'm noticing a real trend of decent Memorial Day posts getting zero/near-zero simps. Shame!

Finally I found one decent Memorial Day post that had more than a single page of comments.

Check this out! One of these SIMPS actually gave himself a like just in case he didn't get a pity like!

Seems like we're getting a hundred a day here!

This foid just forgot it's Memorial Day and posted the flag bikini pic.

All those American soldiers died...so that foids on instagram could sell at half-price to simps without even mentioning the occasion.

Midgets Unleashed

Increasingly finding that instathot comment sections are a goldmine of simpery

Simp Alert!

On today's episode of the SIMPsons...
He's just upset that pooping on bed is not normalized.

Simp posts talk about how much they love fake boobas on instagram—will see if they actually simp on this