Finally I found one decent Memorial Day post that had more than a single page of comments.

Check this out! One of these SIMPS actually gave himself a like just in case he didn't get a pity like!

Seems like we're getting a hundred a day here!

This foid just forgot it's Memorial Day and posted the flag bikini pic.

All those American soldiers died...so that foids on instagram could sell at half-price to simps without even mentioning the occasion.

Midgets Unleashed

Increasingly finding that instathot comment sections are a goldmine of simpery

Simp Alert!

On today's episode of the SIMPsons...
He's just upset that pooping on bed is not normalized.

Simp posts talk about how much they love fake boobas on instagram—will see if they actually simp on this

Fat rolls on your back? INSTASIMPS to the rescue!

UPDATE: Shockingly, mainly foids responded to the original post.
Unfortunately, SIMPS decided to actually look at this post for the purpose of simping on the women commenting!

I'm following this foid as I hold back my last meal to see the absolute simps on her comments.

Imagine burning in Hell for calling this mucho fatto a "goddess"

I'm gonna vomit if I keep looking at pics of these foids just so I can find the SIMPS coming up with the blandest compliments possible to get foid attention.