Simp hasn't ever read a romance novel.

Boomer simp and his western witch

Bonus points if you can point out where she's shopped.

Hungarian simp takes his account private to avoid simp-shaming—featured yesterday.

Simping is out of control
We need to find a cure ASAP!

Seems we already got some simps here applying!

Ladies: If you can't invest as much in your body as I invest in a used car, how can you excuse your 10 prior owners?

Girl making use of her simp

Stop simping

Days without divorce: 0
But just get married and be alpha bro yours will def work out! 🤡

If this weren't sarcastic, it'd be simping...but unfortunately, simps today might seriously think this.

The weak should fear the strong.

I like how there's actually some guys calling her a loser and stuff in the comments. Keep up the good work, anti-simps. We will soon destroy simpkind.