Stop simping

Days without divorce: 0
But just get married and be alpha bro yours will def work out! 🤡

If this weren't sarcastic, it'd be simping...but unfortunately, simps today might seriously think this.

The weak should fear the strong.

I like how there's actually some guys calling her a loser and stuff in the comments. Keep up the good work, anti-simps. We will soon destroy simpkind.

Simp and his garden tool wife get called out by honarary foid

"Currently leeching a Polish simp, soon I will dump him for a Spanish simp"

- Average Hohol patriot foid

I'm gonna be honest, why are you dudes hearting this

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