me when i suddenly get in a really good brainstorming session and come up with really good ideas

friends: its been 5 hours since you said you will be here what tf you doing?

me:

they call my dick shrek
its big hard and green

this guy is eating beans in the woods

goodnight fellow thots ❤️

by popular demand I'm going to buy this shirt

Damn i didn't know i had an autobiography already

he is slobbing on his knob

like corn on a cob

>thanos teleports to a puddle of white goo on the ground

>with the timestone he reverses time to reveal switch being pounded by 592762 werewolves at once

>thanos snaps his fingers twice

hey look its me