they call my dick shrek
its big hard and green

this guy is eating beans in the woods

goodnight fellow thots ❤️

by popular demand I'm going to buy this shirt

Damn i didn't know i had an autobiography already

he is slobbing on his knob

like corn on a cob

>thanos teleports to a puddle of white goo on the ground

>with the timestone he reverses time to reveal switch being pounded by 592762 werewolves at once

>thanos snaps his fingers twice

hey look its me

i mean is it any shock tho?

my last few braincells when im in an erp

t posing is my favorite sex position

imagine having sleep paralysis and you see this at night at the end of your bed, music and everything