he is slobbing on his knob

like corn on a cob

>thanos teleports to a puddle of white goo on the ground

>with the timestone he reverses time to reveal switch being pounded by 592762 werewolves at once

>thanos snaps his fingers twice

hey look its me

i mean is it any shock tho?

my last few braincells when im in an erp

t posing is my favorite sex position

imagine having sleep paralysis and you see this at night at the end of your bed, music and everything

i regret joining minecraft

pikachu has a small dick

*at job interview*
boss: do you have any special talents?

me:

no