It has it all.

Computer threw a fit when I decided to put Gmod in 4K (with Virtual Super Resolution enabled)

10 years old laptop. Full battery. 0 hours and 40 minutes remaining.

>Ora

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

PFFT

This just makes me happier that I don't have an iPhone

So I heard Nokia were remaking the banana phone, thought I'd save them some work

OP: a bird flew into my window, shat on my laptop and died.

That bird's life is a 90s movie.

a mood

A train station PC in Italy can't update Firefox. Too bad

Holy shit

Lady called into the repair shop one day. She was old and bought herself a desktop. Never used one before. She couldn't figure out how to turn it on so she thought the wired mouse was a pumping system that she had to pump with her foot like a pedal to get it working.