This just makes me happier that I don't have an iPhone

So I heard Nokia were remaking the banana phone, thought I'd save them some work

OP: a bird flew into my window, shat on my laptop and died.

That bird's life is a 90s movie.

a mood

A train station PC in Italy can't update Firefox. Too bad

Holy shit

Lady called into the repair shop one day. She was old and bought herself a desktop. Never used one before. She couldn't figure out how to turn it on so she thought the wired mouse was a pumping system that she had to pump with her foot like a pedal to get it working.

She ended up breaking the mouse and needed a new one but we tought her how to use her desktop afterwards

thank you sharky for this

Corrosion!

And sure enough, that was causing our flickering screen

Touched up the joints and it works now