For those who don't understand, it's a satirical article on one and only Failed Marshal Asim Munir.

Unconfirmed reports indicate that Pakistani and Iranian 🇵🇰 🇮🇷 forces are conducting a joint operation using aerial assets in the Zamuran area of Kech district, Balochistan, near the Goldsmith Line. No official statements have been released by the either party, and the intended targets remain unclear.

🚨Jaish-e-Mohammed is also distributing receipt to people who are donating PKR 21,000 for reconstruction of 313 Mosque & Terror Camps.

⭐They have clearly mentioned name of Maulana Masood Azhar as recipient of donation. We hope FATF won't need more proof of Terror funding in Pakistan.

Suspected Pak Drone Triggers Search in J&K’s Samba on September 05

Authorities launched a joint search after a suspected Pakistani drone flew over a military garrison in Samba, around 2135 hrs on Friday. The drone, spotted at over 700 metres altitude, prompted an alert, activation of Army quick reaction teams, and police involvement to check for possible weapon or narcotics drops.

They are brandishing borrowed weapons in their propaganda videos. None of these weapons are recovered when these terrorists are eliminated by Indian SFs.

An amazing analysis of the situation in Poonch-Rajouri dropping soon in the coming days. Stay tuned!!! 🎯

🚨Jaish-e-Mohammed has increased Recuritement Rallies in Pakistan

⭐The footage of a JeM rally in Khyber
Pakhtunkhwa conducted after Ops Sindoor. It attracted gathering of both young and elders.

⭐Jaish has also announced to donate PKR 30 Lakh for flood relief. They are getting huge amount of donation during their recent campaign to build 313 mosque and Terror Camps.

⭐ Maulana Masood Azhar is currently hiding in Rawalpindi. He is under protective custody of ISI.

⭐ He was treated at hospital in Rawalpindi after some illness. Personal losses during Ops Sindoor has affected him most.

As we mentioned earlier JeM is releasing his old audio clips to boost the morale of Jaish cadres.

🚨Lashkar-e-Taiba PMML has deployed its women cadre for Flood relief.

⭐They are using flood tragedy for their terror fund raising purpose and to improve their image.

🚨🚨 Jaish-e-Mohammed Masood Azhar Health Update.

IANS reports citing their Intelligence Sources:

⭐ When it was claimed that he [ Maulana Masood Azhar] had suffered a heart attack, he was shifted to a hospital in the same place.

⭐ When he had to undergo a procedure for renal failure, he [Masood Azhar] was again taken to Rawalpindi.

❗Maulana Talha al-Saif brother of Masood Azhar is responsible for collecting donations for building 313 Mosques and Terror camps for Jaish-e-Mohammed.

⭐ Many digital payment mobile number is linked to his alias name Talha Gulzar.

PS: Left eye look blurred due to AI enhance software we used.

🚨 Zamuran IED Attack

An IED blast targeting a Pakistani forces vehicle in the Niwano area of Zamuran, Kech district, has left at least 10 personnel dead or injured. Two of the slain soldiers have been identified as Naik Tahir and Naik Bilal.

This comes just days after a similar attack in the same area, claimed by the Baloch Liberation Army (BLA), which killed seven military personnel.

❗️❗️Encounter going on in Guddar Forests, Kulgam.

1️⃣ Terrorist neutralised, op underway.

🚨 R.S. Pura Sector, September 07, 2025 (late evening):

A person from the Pakistani side was apprehended by BSF troops near the international boundary at around 2205 hrs. During the incident, brief firing was exchanged, with 3–5 rounds reported from both sides. Following initial interrogation, the individual is believed to be mentally unstable. Further details are being verified.