He's beautiful :(

کي ميخاد نذاره

کسایی که باهاشون توی یه خونه زندگی می‌کنم....

دلش واسم تنگ شده بود

از خواب بعد از ظهر متنفرم

قشنگ حس می‌کنم از مرگ برگشتم

واقعا ایرانیا و مخصوصا فندوم اکسو بلد نیستن اسماتی به جز سکس معمولی بنویسن. اونم در صورتی که جفت شخصیتا لال باشن

What is a 'lesbian babysitter'? Do they require more supervision than other humans?

نهههههه😭😭😂😂

Oh no, she doesn't have the money to pay for the pizza. Her purse is empty.

چرا به بچه پورن نشون میدین

+This is boring. I don't see why - oh!

-Yeahhh. There you go.

+Oh, but - she's - is she eating his -

-No, bud. She's just sucking on it.

+Why?

- Because it feels good.

+ It doesn't seem to feel good. He's just... standing there.

-Well, he's probably used to it. This guy's an actor. This happens to him ten times a week.