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واقعا ایرانیا و مخصوصا فندوم اکسو بلد نیستن اسماتی به جز سکس معمولی بنویسن. اونم در صورتی که جفت شخصیتا لال باشن

What is a 'lesbian babysitter'? Do they require more supervision than other humans?

نهههههه😭😭😂😂

Oh no, she doesn't have the money to pay for the pizza. Her purse is empty.

چرا به بچه پورن نشون میدین

+This is boring. I don't see why - oh!

-Yeahhh. There you go.

+Oh, but - she's - is she eating his -

-No, bud. She's just sucking on it.

+Why?

- Because it feels good.

+ It doesn't seem to feel good. He's just... standing there.

-Well, he's probably used to it. This guy's an actor. This happens to him ten times a week.

+Then why are we... oh - they're somewhere else now. They're on a couch. Oh!

- Bud, you really, really don't need to narrate this to me.

+Why aren't they eating the pizza?

- It was a plot device. Forget the pizza.

+ But it's going to go cold. is this really how humans mate?

- Well, there's not always pizza - don't start getting that idea - but it's those sort of actions, yeah. This is the general process.

پدر و مادرت از خونه بیرونت کردن و تو باید با هفتمین عکس گالریت زندگی کنی. اون کیه؟

با این دوتاااااا؟😐

از سینگلی میمیرم خب😐

"تو ممکنه واقعا نیمه‌ی گمشده داشتی باشی ولی اون توی استرالیا زندگی کنه. من واقعا حاضر نیستم بخاطرش برم تو اون جهنم دره"
✨مص ۲۰۲۲✨