Mr. Beast, a well-established financial analyst with an emphasis on cryptocurrencies, has filed a trademark application for "MrBeast Financial".

Per the trademark application, MrBeast Financial will be a downloadable application for mobile devices which will aim to do the following:
- Banking services
- Short-term cash advances
- Cryptocurrency exchange services
- Investment bank services
- Investment management service
- Consumer lending services
- Insurance services
- Financial advisory services
- Consultancy services
- Financial planning services
- Financial education wellness services

This is excellent news as I have always personally wanted to take financial advice (especially regarding cryptocurrency) from a borderline sociopathic YouTube content creator.

I am so excited I am calling my bank this afternoon to liquidate my retirement 401k in totality and ensure him and his star-studded team of financial experts expertly invest in the latest shitcoins (I'm going to lose everything in a week)

This nigga gonna die in prison

JUST IN - John Bolton indicted on 18 counts. Each of the 18 counts he faces carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison.

The indictment states that Bolton kept more than 1,000 pages of diaries containing top-secret information and shared them with relatives. His email account was "hacked" by Iran, exposing some of the secrets.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-statements-regarding-indictment-former-national-security-advisor-john

@disclosetv

Christmas reacts and it’s not even Halloween dawgs chill out

Why are zoomers aging horribly?

Are zoomers aging poorly or is it my imagination? I thought they don’t do drugs or drink, so what’s causing it? Generational stress, poor diets, bad genetics?

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/519052722

Holy shit lmao

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