Best Comedy Movie
Anonymous Poll
34%
Airplane
3%
Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
3%
Some Like it Hot
0%
One, Two, Three
3%
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
5%
Crazy Stupid Love
0%
La Cage aux Folles
34%
Monty Python's Life of Brian
11%
The Producers
8%
A Fish Called Wanda
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You are offered three pills, which do you take?
Anonymous Poll
73%
Red: you become a random Pokémon, all Pokémon are equally likely.
7%
Blue: you become a random Digimon, all Digimon are equally likely.
20%
Green: you become a random Neopet, all Neopets are equally likely.
Useless Statistics
Should robocalls be banned?
When the robots rise up and try to take over the world, which side will you be on?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Humanity - we made 'em, we can break 'em
38%
Robots - the humans are clearly the worse option
18%
Neither - I'd rather sit this one out
15%
Neither - this is never going to happen
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It looks like you're writing a letter.
Would you like help?
Would you like help?
Anonymous Poll
39%
Get help with writing the letter
61%
Just type the letter without help
If some random group admin demanded to see your ID on pain of kicking you out of the group, what would you do?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Show them my ID
46%
Politely decline
39%
Give them a two-word reply, the second word being "off"
What are you getting at the continental breakfast?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Stale Toast
32%
Soggy Bacon
39%
Tiny Box of Froot Loops
3%
Old Strawberries
26%
The Last Banana
17%
Orange Juice in a dusty glass
28%
"Coffee"
10%
Tea Packs from the Clinton years
14%
Wet Croissant fresh from the freezer
40%
Egg?
Did you notice the intentional typo in this poll?
Final Results
10%
Yes, and it bothered me. (Sorry!)
3%
Yes, but it didn't bother me.
86%
No, I didn't notice it.
Favourite Numberwang round
Anonymous Poll
21%
Straight
4%
Maths Board
32%
Imaginary Numbers
4%
Numberflans
39%
Wangernumb
What do you call a flavoured carbonated beverage?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Pop
52%
Soda
7%
Soda Pop
9%
Coke
2%
Stelzer
How do you address a group of two or more people?
Anonymous Poll
12%
you all
2%
yous / youse
6%
you lot
10%
you guys
0%
you 'uns
4%
yinz
6%
you
50%
y'all
10%
other