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It looks like you're writing a letter.
Would you like help?
Would you like help?
Anonymous Poll
39%
Get help with writing the letter
61%
Just type the letter without help
If some random group admin demanded to see your ID on pain of kicking you out of the group, what would you do?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Show them my ID
46%
Politely decline
39%
Give them a two-word reply, the second word being "off"
What are you getting at the continental breakfast?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Stale Toast
32%
Soggy Bacon
39%
Tiny Box of Froot Loops
3%
Old Strawberries
26%
The Last Banana
17%
Orange Juice in a dusty glass
28%
"Coffee"
10%
Tea Packs from the Clinton years
14%
Wet Croissant fresh from the freezer
40%
Egg?
Did you notice the intentional typo in this poll?
Final Results
10%
Yes, and it bothered me. (Sorry!)
3%
Yes, but it didn't bother me.
86%
No, I didn't notice it.
Favourite Numberwang round
Anonymous Poll
21%
Straight
4%
Maths Board
32%
Imaginary Numbers
4%
Numberflans
39%
Wangernumb
What do you call a flavoured carbonated beverage?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Pop
52%
Soda
7%
Soda Pop
9%
Coke
2%
Stelzer
How do you address a group of two or more people?
Anonymous Poll
12%
you all
2%
yous / youse
6%
you lot
10%
you guys
0%
you 'uns
4%
yinz
6%
you
50%
y'all
10%
other
How do you address a group of two or more people?
Anonymous Poll
20%
you all
4%
yous / youse
5%
you lot
39%
you guys
1%
you 'uns
3%
yinz
13%
you
59%
y'all
13%
other
What do you call something that is across both streets from you at an intersection (or diagonally across from you in general)?
Anonymous Poll
30%
kitty-corner
0%
kitacorner
0%
catercorner
16%
catty-corner
0%
kitty cross
0%
kitty wampus
42%
I would use ojnly diagonal for this
37%
I have no term for this
5%
other
How was middle school? (School for ages 11-14)
Anonymous Poll
12%
Wonderful (I'm Cis)
37%
Awful (I'm Cis)
2%
Wonderful (I'm Trans)
50%
Awful (I'm Trans)
Who are those few men, after Mother Teresa, who could be eligible to write the Ten Commandments?
Anonymous Poll
19%
Stephen Fry (national treasure)
3%
The Pope (pope)
0%
Richard Branson (entrepreneur)
3%
Sam Bird (racing driver)
31%
Albert Einstein (scientist)
0%
Barry Manilow (musician)
6%
Dave Gorman (comedian)
3%
Jack Dorsey (creator of a terrible birdsite)
14%
Thor (mythological figure)
61%
…what.