If some random group admin demanded to see your ID on pain of kicking you out of the group, what would you do?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Show them my ID
46%
Politely decline
39%
Give them a two-word reply, the second word being "off"
What are you getting at the continental breakfast?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Stale Toast
32%
Soggy Bacon
39%
Tiny Box of Froot Loops
3%
Old Strawberries
26%
The Last Banana
17%
Orange Juice in a dusty glass
28%
"Coffee"
10%
Tea Packs from the Clinton years
14%
Wet Croissant fresh from the freezer
40%
Egg?
Did you notice the intentional typo in this poll?
Final Results
10%
Yes, and it bothered me. (Sorry!)
3%
Yes, but it didn't bother me.
86%
No, I didn't notice it.
Favourite Numberwang round
Anonymous Poll
21%
Straight
4%
Maths Board
32%
Imaginary Numbers
4%
Numberflans
39%
Wangernumb
What do you call a flavoured carbonated beverage?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Pop
52%
Soda
7%
Soda Pop
9%
Coke
2%
Stelzer
How do you address a group of two or more people?
Anonymous Poll
12%
you all
2%
yous / youse
6%
you lot
10%
you guys
0%
you 'uns
4%
yinz
6%
you
50%
y'all
10%
other
How do you address a group of two or more people?
Anonymous Poll
20%
you all
4%
yous / youse
5%
you lot
39%
you guys
1%
you 'uns
3%
yinz
13%
you
59%
y'all
13%
other
What do you call something that is across both streets from you at an intersection (or diagonally across from you in general)?
Anonymous Poll
30%
kitty-corner
0%
kitacorner
0%
catercorner
16%
catty-corner
0%
kitty cross
0%
kitty wampus
42%
I would use ojnly diagonal for this
37%
I have no term for this
5%
other
How was middle school? (School for ages 11-14)
Anonymous Poll
12%
Wonderful (I'm Cis)
37%
Awful (I'm Cis)
2%
Wonderful (I'm Trans)
50%
Awful (I'm Trans)
Who are those few men, after Mother Teresa, who could be eligible to write the Ten Commandments?
Anonymous Poll
19%
Stephen Fry (national treasure)
3%
The Pope (pope)
0%
Richard Branson (entrepreneur)
3%
Sam Bird (racing driver)
31%
Albert Einstein (scientist)
0%
Barry Manilow (musician)
6%
Dave Gorman (comedian)
3%
Jack Dorsey (creator of a terrible birdsite)
14%
Thor (mythological figure)
61%
…what.
Mario and Luigi are...
Anonymous Poll
28%
Italian
48%
Italian-American (Brooklyn)
28%
Mushroom Kingdomian
15%
Something Else
In a perfect world, what would your pronouns be? (Your answer may be the same or different, and remember that both these polls are anonymous)
Anonymous Poll
11%
e/em
3%
ey/em
32%
he/him
16%
it/it
0%
per/per
24%
she/her
21%
they/them
21%
(I would use a pronoun not listed)
18%
(I would have no pronouns, please do not refer to me)