The following poll was generated by an RNN. I don't think robots will be taking over any time soon.
On a scale of 1 to 5, how happy are you with the job that you have, both at home and at work?
Anonymous Poll
21%
Yes
31%
Sometimes
21%
Partly
28%
No
Which word do you use most frequently to describe metal or plastic frames with clear glass or plastic vision-correcting vaguely-oval shapes worn on a face?
Anonymous Poll
11%
eyeglasses
86%
glasses
0%
lenses
0%
specs
3%
spectacles
Same question as above, but this time with tinted or darkened shapes, intended to make it easier to see in bright direct sunlight?
Anonymous Poll
11%
dark glasses
0%
shades
89%
sunglasses
0%
sunshades
0%
sunspecs
What one word would you use to describe the device on which you are presently answering this poll?
Anonymous Poll
29%
Cellphone
4%
Desktop
2%
Handy
4%
Laptop
0%
Netbook
2%
Phablet
40%
Phone
16%
Smartphone
0%
Tablet
2%
(some other word not listed)
And what word would you use to describe the action by which you answered that poll?
Anonymous Poll
10%
Boop
0%
Clack
22%
Click
0%
Knock
2%
Press
2%
Push
46%
Tap
10%
Touch
7%
(some other word not listed)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Anonymous Poll
56%
To get to the other side [of the road]. (Holy shit, it's a suicide joke!?)
44%
To get to the other side [die]. (Yeah, I knew it was a dark joke about suicide.)
Do you believe it is possible for a living person to talk to the dead?
Anonymous Poll
44%
Yes
56%
No
Best Windows startup sound?
Anonymous Poll
18%
Windows 3.1 (Tada.wav)
5%
Windows for Workgroups (Xylophon.wav)
13%
Windows 95
8%
Windows 98
5%
Windows Me/2000
44%
Windows XP
8%
Windows Vista/7/8/10
Forwarded from Jay RaccBro 🦝
You want a refreshing lemonade, what kind do you pick?
Anonymous Poll
21%
Lemonade (Regular)
2%
Light Lemonade
10%
Pink Lemonade
12%
Strawberry Lemonade
9%
Raspberry Lemonade
4%
Pomegranate Lemonade
5%
Mango Lemonade
5%
Watermelon Lemonade
14%
Limeade
17%
Arnold Palmer/Half Tea Half Lemonade