What do you sleep in?
Anonymous Poll
19%
Pajamas/nightgown
11%
Clothes
26%
Undergarments
40%
Naked
3%
I don’t sleep
Would you consider having a relationship with an android that is, to all appearances, indistinguishable from a human?
Anonymous Poll
24%
Yes, I would prefer it
57%
Yes, I would consider it
20%
No, I would not consider it
Pop rocks in Oreos?
Anonymous Poll
8%
They’re good
11%
I don’t like them
11%
Indifferent
71%
Haven’t had em
Which of these is the greatest compliment you could receive?
Anonymous Poll
24%
That you are beautiful
9%
That you are talented
30%
That you are intelligent
37%
That you are fun
Люди в мире живут в мире?
Anonymous Poll
17%
Давай в понедельник
13%
Ненавижу себя
9%
Уже завтра
9%
Можно было и на выходных
17%
Да, что я знаю
4%
Нет, я думаю что это будет
30%
Владимир Путин
Do you clap when a plane you're on lands?
Anonymous Poll
9%
Yes
72%
No
19%
Only when the landing is really bouncy, sarcastically
The following poll was generated by an RNN. I don't think robots will be taking over any time soon.
On a scale of 1 to 5, how happy are you with the job that you have, both at home and at work?
Anonymous Poll
21%
Yes
31%
Sometimes
21%
Partly
28%
No
Which word do you use most frequently to describe metal or plastic frames with clear glass or plastic vision-correcting vaguely-oval shapes worn on a face?
Anonymous Poll
11%
eyeglasses
86%
glasses
0%
lenses
0%
specs
3%
spectacles
Same question as above, but this time with tinted or darkened shapes, intended to make it easier to see in bright direct sunlight?
Anonymous Poll
11%
dark glasses
0%
shades
89%
sunglasses
0%
sunshades
0%
sunspecs
What one word would you use to describe the device on which you are presently answering this poll?
Anonymous Poll
29%
Cellphone
4%
Desktop
2%
Handy
4%
Laptop
0%
Netbook
2%
Phablet
40%
Phone
16%
Smartphone
0%
Tablet
2%
(some other word not listed)
And what word would you use to describe the action by which you answered that poll?
Anonymous Poll
10%
Boop
0%
Clack
22%
Click
0%
Knock
2%
Press
2%
Push
46%
Tap
10%
Touch
7%
(some other word not listed)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Anonymous Poll
56%
To get to the other side [of the road]. (Holy shit, it's a suicide joke!?)
44%
To get to the other side [die]. (Yeah, I knew it was a dark joke about suicide.)