How do you normally sleep?
Anonymous Poll
29%
On my back, face-up
62%
On my left side
48%
On my right side
24%
On my front, face-down
What size is the bed you sleep in the most?
Anonymous Poll
9%
Emperor (or larger)
22%
Queen/Super King
20%
King
13%
Double
7%
Prince/Small double
13%
Single
4%
Small single (or smaller)
11%
I don't normally sleep in a bed
Would you give your boyfriend/girlfriend/enbyfriend/significant other your social media logins?
Anonymous Poll
26%
Yes!
74%
No!
Do you regard yourself as belonging to any particular religion?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Yes, I do regard myself as belonging to a particular religion (or multiple particular religions).
75%
No, I do not regard myself as belonging to any particular religion.
Prepositions
Anonymous Poll
46%
In
28%
On
18%
At
46%
Under
31%
Over
46%
Behind
21%
In front
26%
Above
26%
Below
36%
Out
Would you allow your significant other(s) to track your location in real time?
Anonymous Poll
42%
📌 Yes
58%
❌ No
What is the most would you pay for a 375ml (13.2 fl oz) bottle of your favourite mass market beverage (e.g. Pepsi Max, Tango, Irn Bru, DP, Coke)?
Anonymous Poll
27%
Less than 0,50 € (£0.43, US$0.59, etc)
41%
Up to 1 € (£0.86, $1.18, etc)
19%
Up to 1,50 € (or equiv.)
14%
Up to 2 € (you get the idea)
0%
More than 2 € (blah)
How do you pronounce "gif"?
Anonymous Poll
25%
soft G; like "jif"
63%
hard G; as in "gift"
12%
a different way
How do you pronounce "gif"?
Anonymous Poll
22%
soft G; as in "jif"
52%
hard G; as in "gif"
2%
"cif"
19%
"yiff"
5%
some other way
How do you pronounce "gif"?
Anonymous Poll
20%
Soft G; as in "jif"
59%
Hard G; as in "gift"
1%
"cif"
17%
"yiff" as per Mozilla
3%
some other way
How much do you care about the pronunciation of "gif"? (Scale 1-10)
Anonymous Poll
36%
1
9%
2
9%
3
5%
4
9%
5
5%
6
9%
7
5%
8
2%
9
11%
10
On a scale of 1 to 5, how much do you care about which end of the scale means you care more?
Anonymous Poll
22%
1
7%
2
38%
3
7%
4
27%
5
How much have disagreements about the pronunciation of 'gif' effected your life?
Anonymous Poll
17%
I've lost (a) friendship(s).
2%
I've lost (a) romantic partner(s).
5%
I've lost (a) job(s).
14%
I've lost year(s) of important work that I'll never get back.
7%
I lost (a) house(s) and/or boat(s).
14%
I've lost (a) pet(s).
19%
My mental and/or physical health has been minorly effected.
17%
My mental and/or physical health has been majorly effected.
26%
I've lost everything. Everything.
69%
I've lost track of what this question was about.
Where will you be taking your holidays this year?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Bielefeld
3%
Buranda
3%
Franchia
8%
Luftnarp
8%
St George's Island
20%
Strong Badia, Free Country, USA
8%
Svitz
15%
The Democratic Free People's Republic of Snorsh
57%
Your Mum
5%
Zindra