Prepositions
Anonymous Poll
46%
In
28%
On
18%
At
46%
Under
31%
Over
46%
Behind
21%
In front
26%
Above
26%
Below
36%
Out
Would you allow your significant other(s) to track your location in real time?
Anonymous Poll
42%
📌 Yes
58%
❌ No
What is the most would you pay for a 375ml (13.2 fl oz) bottle of your favourite mass market beverage (e.g. Pepsi Max, Tango, Irn Bru, DP, Coke)?
Anonymous Poll
27%
Less than 0,50 € (£0.43, US$0.59, etc)
41%
Up to 1 € (£0.86, $1.18, etc)
19%
Up to 1,50 € (or equiv.)
14%
Up to 2 € (you get the idea)
0%
More than 2 € (blah)
How do you pronounce "gif"?
Anonymous Poll
25%
soft G; like "jif"
63%
hard G; as in "gift"
12%
a different way
How do you pronounce "gif"?
Anonymous Poll
22%
soft G; as in "jif"
52%
hard G; as in "gif"
2%
"cif"
19%
"yiff"
5%
some other way
How do you pronounce "gif"?
Anonymous Poll
20%
Soft G; as in "jif"
59%
Hard G; as in "gift"
1%
"cif"
17%
"yiff" as per Mozilla
3%
some other way
How much do you care about the pronunciation of "gif"? (Scale 1-10)
Anonymous Poll
36%
1
9%
2
9%
3
5%
4
9%
5
5%
6
9%
7
5%
8
2%
9
11%
10
On a scale of 1 to 5, how much do you care about which end of the scale means you care more?
Anonymous Poll
22%
1
7%
2
38%
3
7%
4
27%
5
How much have disagreements about the pronunciation of 'gif' effected your life?
Anonymous Poll
17%
I've lost (a) friendship(s).
2%
I've lost (a) romantic partner(s).
5%
I've lost (a) job(s).
14%
I've lost year(s) of important work that I'll never get back.
7%
I lost (a) house(s) and/or boat(s).
14%
I've lost (a) pet(s).
19%
My mental and/or physical health has been minorly effected.
17%
My mental and/or physical health has been majorly effected.
26%
I've lost everything. Everything.
69%
I've lost track of what this question was about.
Where will you be taking your holidays this year?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Bielefeld
3%
Buranda
3%
Franchia
8%
Luftnarp
8%
St George's Island
20%
Strong Badia, Free Country, USA
8%
Svitz
15%
The Democratic Free People's Republic of Snorsh
57%
Your Mum
5%
Zindra
Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
Anonymous Poll
18%
A bullet to the brain
23%
Large doses of anti-mutagen agent
0%
Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
59%
Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
How sensitive are your nipples?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Too sensitive
15%
Very sensitive
25%
Rather sensitive
42%
Not particularly sensitive
4%
I have no feeling in my nipples
6%
I have no nipples
Have you taken a Corvid test?
Final Results
8%
Yes, it came back positive
41%
Yes, it came back negative
51%
No, I'm pretty sure I would know without needing to take a test
Useless Statistics
How do you pronounce "jpg"?
How do you pronounce "ilbm"?
Anonymous Poll
45%
Ill-bum
0%
I-libum
40%
I-L-B-M
15%
(another way not listed above)