How sensitive are your nipples?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Too sensitive
15%
Very sensitive
25%
Rather sensitive
42%
Not particularly sensitive
4%
I have no feeling in my nipples
6%
I have no nipples
Have you taken a Corvid test?
Final Results
8%
Yes, it came back positive
41%
Yes, it came back negative
51%
No, I'm pretty sure I would know without needing to take a test
Useless Statistics
How do you pronounce "jpg"?
How do you pronounce "ilbm"?
Anonymous Poll
45%
Ill-bum
0%
I-libum
40%
I-L-B-M
15%
(another way not listed above)
Useless Statistics
Have you taken a Corvid test?
49% of respondents needed to take a test to figure out whether or not they're crows.
Anonymous Poll
20%
Well colour me surprised!
80%
I'm not surprised: crows are everywhere, especially where you least expect them.
What is the earliest you would willingly wake up after your primary night time sleeping period?
Anonymous Poll
13%
Before 2am
9%
Before 4am
24%
Before 6am
33%
Before 8am
11%
Before 10am
9%
Before midday
2%
After midday
Do you know where you were on the 11th of September?
Anonymous Poll
58%
Yes, I do
28%
No, I don't
14%
The question does not apply to me, because I had not yet been born
Have you ever posted something that you don't understand?
Anonymous Poll
25%
No. Why would I post something I didn't understand?
23%
Occasionally.
27%
Yes, because it was pretty or pleasing to the eye for some reason.
6%
Yes, because I wanted people to think I was hip and in-on-the-joke but really didn't get it at all.
19%
I almost exclusively post content that I do not understand.
How weird do you think you are?
Anonymous Poll
8%
1 - Very normal
0%
2
10%
3
34%
4
30%
5
18%
6 - Very weird
Which of the following elements of Internet culture are you familiar with?
Anonymous Poll
89%
The (blue and white|black and gold) dress
53%
Yanny/Laurel
68%
Distracted boyfriend
79%
All your base are belong to us
74%
Numa Numa
40%
Nope! Chuck Testa!
4%
The Mist Challenge
91%
Rickrolling
85%
Telegram Messenger
Would you be interested in seeing more AI-generated polls on this channel?
Final Results
74%
Yes
26%
No
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which of the following options would you say is preferable?
Which of the following options would you say is preferable?
Anonymous Poll
14%
2. Do something else?
10%
3. Would this be better than saying NO?
16%
3. Any thoughts regarding how this can help you move forward?
8%
4. Saying NO.
10%
4. Saying NO.
42%
5. Saying yes then saying NO.
What are notifications set to on the device you use most often? (select the lowest that applies)
Anonymous Poll
26%
They're turned on.
10%
…but I turn them off for apps I don't use.
48%
…I also took a deep dive into the settings, so I only get the notifications I actually want.
2%
…I also installed an app to block notifications that I couldn't turn off another way.
5%
I have them turned off for everything except SMS and/or voice calls.
10%
I have turned them off completely, including for voice calls.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which of the following options would you say would you say would you say would? Choose one of the following:
Which of the following options would you say would you say would you say would? Choose one of the following:
Anonymous Poll
20%
Option 1 (Titan)
7%
Option 2 (Raptor)
15%
Option 3 (Wasteland)
12%
Option 4 (Blackwater, X-Wing, or X-Wing?)
7%
Option 5 (The New Frontier Trilogy/Infinity War)
20%
Option 1 (Zoe)
15%
Option 2 (Raptor/X-Wing)
2%
Loki/Blackwater
2%
Loki/Adam
Best brand of Root Beer based on taste?
Anonymous Poll
12%
1919
32%
A&W
20%
Barq’s
0%
Bundaberg
15%
Dads old fashion
12%
IBC
7%
Mug
2%
Sprecher