How much do you care about the pronunciation of "gif"? (Scale 1-10)
Anonymous Poll
36%
1
9%
2
9%
3
5%
4
9%
5
5%
6
9%
7
5%
8
2%
9
11%
10
On a scale of 1 to 5, how much do you care about which end of the scale means you care more?
Anonymous Poll
22%
1
7%
2
38%
3
7%
4
27%
5
How much have disagreements about the pronunciation of 'gif' effected your life?
Anonymous Poll
17%
I've lost (a) friendship(s).
2%
I've lost (a) romantic partner(s).
5%
I've lost (a) job(s).
14%
I've lost year(s) of important work that I'll never get back.
7%
I lost (a) house(s) and/or boat(s).
14%
I've lost (a) pet(s).
19%
My mental and/or physical health has been minorly effected.
17%
My mental and/or physical health has been majorly effected.
26%
I've lost everything. Everything.
69%
I've lost track of what this question was about.
Where will you be taking your holidays this year?
Anonymous Poll
25%
Bielefeld
3%
Buranda
3%
Franchia
8%
Luftnarp
8%
St George's Island
20%
Strong Badia, Free Country, USA
8%
Svitz
15%
The Democratic Free People's Republic of Snorsh
57%
Your Mum
5%
Zindra
Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
Anonymous Poll
18%
A bullet to the brain
23%
Large doses of anti-mutagen agent
0%
Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
59%
Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
How sensitive are your nipples?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Too sensitive
15%
Very sensitive
25%
Rather sensitive
42%
Not particularly sensitive
4%
I have no feeling in my nipples
6%
I have no nipples
Have you taken a Corvid test?
Final Results
8%
Yes, it came back positive
41%
Yes, it came back negative
51%
No, I'm pretty sure I would know without needing to take a test
Useless Statistics
How do you pronounce "jpg"?
How do you pronounce "ilbm"?
Anonymous Poll
45%
Ill-bum
0%
I-libum
40%
I-L-B-M
15%
(another way not listed above)
Useless Statistics
Have you taken a Corvid test?
49% of respondents needed to take a test to figure out whether or not they're crows.
Anonymous Poll
20%
Well colour me surprised!
80%
I'm not surprised: crows are everywhere, especially where you least expect them.
What is the earliest you would willingly wake up after your primary night time sleeping period?
Anonymous Poll
13%
Before 2am
9%
Before 4am
24%
Before 6am
33%
Before 8am
11%
Before 10am
9%
Before midday
2%
After midday
Do you know where you were on the 11th of September?
Anonymous Poll
58%
Yes, I do
28%
No, I don't
14%
The question does not apply to me, because I had not yet been born
Have you ever posted something that you don't understand?
Anonymous Poll
25%
No. Why would I post something I didn't understand?
23%
Occasionally.
27%
Yes, because it was pretty or pleasing to the eye for some reason.
6%
Yes, because I wanted people to think I was hip and in-on-the-joke but really didn't get it at all.
19%
I almost exclusively post content that I do not understand.
How weird do you think you are?
Anonymous Poll
8%
1 - Very normal
0%
2
10%
3
34%
4
30%
5
18%
6 - Very weird