** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which do you find more attractive: a clean bedroom or a nice view of the river?
Which do you find more attractive: a clean bedroom or a nice view of the river?
Anonymous Poll
28%
Mostly yes
9%
Sometimes yes
5%
Uncertain
12%
It varies
15%
It varies
10%
It varies
10%
Uncertain
10%
It varies
Forwarded from The furry senate (Chase 𓂺 Husky)
You promise an onlooker you won’t bite them, convincing them to reach into your enclosure.
Anonymous Poll
63%
Bite them
37%
Don’t bite them
What's your new star sign?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Honkberus (Goose Cerberus)
32%
A Leaf
38%
Crazy Frog but the BPM increases every time he says "bing"
What was your engagement with the furry fandom like pre-pandemic versus now?
Anonymous Poll
22%
More engaged pre-pandemic
21%
Less engaged pre-pandemic
47%
Equally engaged
0%
I became a furry during the pandemic
1%
I ceased being a furry during the pandemic
7%
I was never a furry
1%
What is a furry?
Do you find yourself mentally splitting sentences into multiple groups of words?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Yes, I do find / I split sentences up / into groups of four.
2%
Yes, sometimes I find myself / splitting sentences up into perfect / groups of exactly five words.
26%
I split sentences some other way, such as by syllables.
57%
What? That's silly, of course not.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which is the most obvious name?
Which is the most obvious name?
Anonymous Poll
32%
'Beth', which is the epithet of "sexism"
6%
A female of Asian ethnicity
30%
3. Are they just plain weird?
17%
Yes
15%
No
** AI GENERATED POLL **
What is Halloween like for Halloween? Choose one or more of.
What is Halloween like for Halloween? Choose one or more of.
Anonymous Poll
47%
1. It's the most memorable, and the best of all holidays.
40%
2. Some people want to go camping while others feel a little strange. That's fine.
19%
3. It will be a cool environment, you can do your homework and just sit in the park.
21%
4. For me, Halloween seems like a holiday so I am going to go to this.
32%
4(a). I think it's a little more fun, the costumes included.
21%
4(b). I think it's a lot more fun and really enjoy the costuming aspect.
45%
4(c). I think it's the most fun and love the creative costume creativity.
Forwarded from Spree (he/they)
How do you put Toothpaste on your Toothbrush?
Anonymous Poll
28%
Just put Toothpaste on it
11%
Toothpaste and then Water
49%
Water -> Toothpaste -> Water
2%
I don't use Toothpaste
11%
I have another way (please specify)
Will the motherfucking airplane on the goddamn treadmill actually take off?
Anonymous Poll
23%
Why in the name
7%
of Jesus Christ, most
28%
holy, would you ask
42%
that question?
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Do you remember the fifth of November?
Do you remember the fifth of November?
Anonymous Poll
45%
1. Yes
14%
2. Partially
6%
3. No
31%
4. I wasn't there
4%
5. No.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
This November, will you find the most powerful man in the world?
This November, will you find the most powerful man in the world?
Anonymous Poll
73%
1. David Bowie
3%
3. Bruce Springsteen - "Let My Heart Be Your Peace"
5%
4. Metallica - "D'you Know What I mean"
3%
5. The Rolling Stones - "Piece of The Sun Go Down"
0%
6. The 1975 - "No Limit"
3%
7. Paul McCartney - "You're the Best One Ever"
8%
8. Frank Zappa - "We're Together Again"
0%
9. Elvis Costello - "All About Dusty Rhodes"
8%
10. Jack Nicklaus - "Don't Make the Same Damn Thing Over Again"
** AI GENERARED POLL **
Which of the following have you ever worn?
Which of the following have you ever worn?
Anonymous Poll
17%
- that robe
26%
- your mother
0%
- your grandparent
2%
- your son
2%
- your beloved grandchild
11%
- "moonstones"
15%
- "shoes".
0%
- "earth".
28%
"It is a great mystery".
Best responses to "I love you"
Anonymous Poll
22%
Who doesn't?
26%
I know.
28%
Thanks.
44%
That's a horrible decision.
22%
Why?
22%
*laughs nervously*
18%
*laughs hysterically*
12%
YEET
32%
I'm sorry
42%
I love you too.