Forwarded from The furry senate (Chase 𓂺 Husky)
You promise an onlooker you won’t bite them, convincing them to reach into your enclosure.
Anonymous Poll
63%
Bite them
37%
Don’t bite them
What's your new star sign?
Anonymous Poll
30%
Honkberus (Goose Cerberus)
32%
A Leaf
38%
Crazy Frog but the BPM increases every time he says "bing"
What was your engagement with the furry fandom like pre-pandemic versus now?
Anonymous Poll
22%
More engaged pre-pandemic
21%
Less engaged pre-pandemic
47%
Equally engaged
0%
I became a furry during the pandemic
1%
I ceased being a furry during the pandemic
7%
I was never a furry
1%
What is a furry?
Do you find yourself mentally splitting sentences into multiple groups of words?
Anonymous Poll
15%
Yes, I do find / I split sentences up / into groups of four.
2%
Yes, sometimes I find myself / splitting sentences up into perfect / groups of exactly five words.
26%
I split sentences some other way, such as by syllables.
57%
What? That's silly, of course not.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Which is the most obvious name?
Which is the most obvious name?
Anonymous Poll
32%
'Beth', which is the epithet of "sexism"
6%
A female of Asian ethnicity
30%
3. Are they just plain weird?
17%
Yes
15%
No
** AI GENERATED POLL **
What is Halloween like for Halloween? Choose one or more of.
What is Halloween like for Halloween? Choose one or more of.
Anonymous Poll
47%
1. It's the most memorable, and the best of all holidays.
40%
2. Some people want to go camping while others feel a little strange. That's fine.
19%
3. It will be a cool environment, you can do your homework and just sit in the park.
21%
4. For me, Halloween seems like a holiday so I am going to go to this.
32%
4(a). I think it's a little more fun, the costumes included.
21%
4(b). I think it's a lot more fun and really enjoy the costuming aspect.
45%
4(c). I think it's the most fun and love the creative costume creativity.
Forwarded from Spree (he/they)
How do you put Toothpaste on your Toothbrush?
Anonymous Poll
28%
Just put Toothpaste on it
11%
Toothpaste and then Water
49%
Water -> Toothpaste -> Water
2%
I don't use Toothpaste
11%
I have another way (please specify)
Will the motherfucking airplane on the goddamn treadmill actually take off?
Anonymous Poll
23%
Why in the name
7%
of Jesus Christ, most
28%
holy, would you ask
42%
that question?
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Do you remember the fifth of November?
Do you remember the fifth of November?
Anonymous Poll
45%
1. Yes
14%
2. Partially
6%
3. No
31%
4. I wasn't there
4%
5. No.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
This November, will you find the most powerful man in the world?
This November, will you find the most powerful man in the world?
Anonymous Poll
73%
1. David Bowie
3%
3. Bruce Springsteen - "Let My Heart Be Your Peace"
5%
4. Metallica - "D'you Know What I mean"
3%
5. The Rolling Stones - "Piece of The Sun Go Down"
0%
6. The 1975 - "No Limit"
3%
7. Paul McCartney - "You're the Best One Ever"
8%
8. Frank Zappa - "We're Together Again"
0%
9. Elvis Costello - "All About Dusty Rhodes"
8%
10. Jack Nicklaus - "Don't Make the Same Damn Thing Over Again"
** AI GENERARED POLL **
Which of the following have you ever worn?
Which of the following have you ever worn?
Anonymous Poll
17%
- that robe
26%
- your mother
0%
- your grandparent
2%
- your son
2%
- your beloved grandchild
11%
- "moonstones"
15%
- "shoes".
0%
- "earth".
28%
"It is a great mystery".
Best responses to "I love you"
Anonymous Poll
22%
Who doesn't?
26%
I know.
28%
Thanks.
44%
That's a horrible decision.
22%
Why?
22%
*laughs nervously*
18%
*laughs hysterically*
12%
YEET
32%
I'm sorry
42%
I love you too.
Forwarded from AI-Generated Polls
Which platform do you use Telegram Messenger on more than any of the others?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Desktop (MacOS)
7%
Desktop (Linux)
23%
Desktop (Windows)
0%
Mobile (Windows)
42%
Mobile (Android)
3%
Mobile (Linux)
15%
Mobile (Mobile) (Mobile)
2%
Mobile (Download the app from the AppPlayNowStore for free with any purchase)
Forwarded from AI-Generated Polls
Have you ever read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that was also known as the Hitchhiker's Guide to Venus by the early Star Trek writers?
Anonymous Poll
34%
Yes, I've done so!
5%
I have, if I do say so myself, a very particular interest to explore throughout a work of fiction.
7%
I can make the most wonderful journeys, and I'm very aware of that in the book.
7%
Some of the other stories I read are more interesting.
46%
No.