Will the motherfucking airplane on the goddamn treadmill actually take off?
Anonymous Poll
23%
Why in the name
7%
of Jesus Christ, most
28%
holy, would you ask
42%
that question?
** AI GENERATED POLL **
Do you remember the fifth of November?
Do you remember the fifth of November?
Anonymous Poll
45%
1. Yes
14%
2. Partially
6%
3. No
31%
4. I wasn't there
4%
5. No.
** AI GENERATED POLL **
This November, will you find the most powerful man in the world?
This November, will you find the most powerful man in the world?
Anonymous Poll
73%
1. David Bowie
3%
3. Bruce Springsteen - "Let My Heart Be Your Peace"
5%
4. Metallica - "D'you Know What I mean"
3%
5. The Rolling Stones - "Piece of The Sun Go Down"
0%
6. The 1975 - "No Limit"
3%
7. Paul McCartney - "You're the Best One Ever"
8%
8. Frank Zappa - "We're Together Again"
0%
9. Elvis Costello - "All About Dusty Rhodes"
8%
10. Jack Nicklaus - "Don't Make the Same Damn Thing Over Again"
** AI GENERARED POLL **
Which of the following have you ever worn?
Which of the following have you ever worn?
Anonymous Poll
17%
- that robe
26%
- your mother
0%
- your grandparent
2%
- your son
2%
- your beloved grandchild
11%
- "moonstones"
15%
- "shoes".
0%
- "earth".
28%
"It is a great mystery".
Best responses to "I love you"
Anonymous Poll
22%
Who doesn't?
26%
I know.
28%
Thanks.
44%
That's a horrible decision.
22%
Why?
22%
*laughs nervously*
18%
*laughs hysterically*
12%
YEET
32%
I'm sorry
42%
I love you too.
Forwarded from AI-Generated Polls
Which platform do you use Telegram Messenger on more than any of the others?
Anonymous Poll
8%
Desktop (MacOS)
7%
Desktop (Linux)
23%
Desktop (Windows)
0%
Mobile (Windows)
42%
Mobile (Android)
3%
Mobile (Linux)
15%
Mobile (Mobile) (Mobile)
2%
Mobile (Download the app from the AppPlayNowStore for free with any purchase)
Forwarded from AI-Generated Polls
Have you ever read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy that was also known as the Hitchhiker's Guide to Venus by the early Star Trek writers?
Anonymous Poll
34%
Yes, I've done so!
5%
I have, if I do say so myself, a very particular interest to explore throughout a work of fiction.
7%
I can make the most wonderful journeys, and I'm very aware of that in the book.
7%
Some of the other stories I read are more interesting.
46%
No.
Forwarded from AI-Generated Polls
When you have been on the road for a few days without getting to work or shopping, you focus on:
Anonymous Poll
29%
Self-improvement drills
8%
Going over to your boss's office for lunch or a call
24%
Walk your dog out to an hour
39%
Pick something up at work to eat
What is the best thing about Turkey?
Anonymous Poll
37%
Its mediterranean location and weather
7%
Its flag
5%
Its national anthem
0%
Its current president
12%
Its architecture
24%
Its sites of historial interest
15%
Its very high Human Development Index
Forwarded from The Awesome Adventures of CAL-130
Screws or Propellers?
Anonymous Poll
46%
Screws
6%
Propellers
49%
... You know it is a screw-propeller, yes?
Tarmac or Macadam?
Anonymous Poll
56%
Tarmac
8%
Macadam
36%
Tar MacAdam, the way XIX century Englishmen intended
Picked up 12 bottles of beer at the hypermarket. How many do you think survived the 70-minute bus ride home?
Anonymous Quiz
35%
All 12
10%
11
10%
9 or 10
4%
7 or 8
2%
5 or 6
6%
3 or 4
4%
2
4%
1
23%
None of them