You insert a cotton bud too far into your ear. You hear a click. A menu suddenly appears with four options. After overcoming the shock, you find that you can intuitively navigate the menu. Which option do you explore first?
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26%
Emotion debug settings ▶️
50%
Hardware debug settings ▶️
17%
Dark mode 🔘
7%
Exit to main menu
Which of the following items are sandwiches? (photos in comments)
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95%
A BLT
56%
A chip butty
60%
Ice cream between waffles
72%
A sub
28%
A hot dog
9%
An ice cream taco
23%
A chicken wrap
16%
A burrito
19%
A Pop-Tart™
Is it OK that nurses, paramedics, and first responders have to deal with verbal and physical abuse while they're trying to save lives?
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18%
No
82%
Hell no
Was Portal the first game you ever got on Steam?
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20%
Yes
69%
No
11%
It was included in the purchase
Baby Spice defeats the other Spice Girls in combat, but as they lie at her feet she realises she has lost too — she lost her friends, her career, and her "nice girl" image. What kind of victory has she won?
Final Results
0%
Easy Victory
0%
Double Victory
37%
H.M.S. Victory
63%
Pyrrhic Victory
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False dichotomies
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32%
Literally the best thing ever
68%
Worse than ebola and covid combined
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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24%
Ten or more
7%
Five to nine
7%
Two to four
7%
One
57%
Zero
Do you put Xs and/or Os at the end of messages?
Anonymous Poll
7%
Yes, always
2%
Yes, often, depending on my mood
2%
Yes, but only to certain people
5%
Yes, but only to one person in particular
27%
No, with very rare exceptions
56%
No, never
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Do you put 73 DE at the end of messages?
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69%
Why would I?
14%
Yes, with my call
0%
Yes, with my name
3%
Yes, with both
14%
No, only QRT
Is Uno a skill game or a luck game?
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24%
A game of skill
24%
A game of luck
43%
Its skill when I win and luck when I lose
8%
I haven’t played Uno :(
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When was the last chattel slave freed in the United States?
Anonymous Quiz
5%
1619
0%
1776
0%
1857
4%
1865
3%
1867
3%
1877
7%
1889
5%
1904
8%
1914
64%
1942
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Would you rather
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25%
Get $100 a day for a year
75%
Get a penny that doubles in amount every day for a year
Best startup sound for a robot out of the three options below ⬇️
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29%
Option 1
11%
Option 2
61%
Option 3