False dichotomies
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32%
Literally the best thing ever
68%
Worse than ebola and covid combined
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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24%
Ten or more
7%
Five to nine
7%
Two to four
7%
One
57%
Zero
Do you put Xs and/or Os at the end of messages?
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7%
Yes, always
2%
Yes, often, depending on my mood
2%
Yes, but only to certain people
5%
Yes, but only to one person in particular
27%
No, with very rare exceptions
56%
No, never
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Do you put 73 DE at the end of messages?
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69%
Why would I?
14%
Yes, with my call
0%
Yes, with my name
3%
Yes, with both
14%
No, only QRT
Is Uno a skill game or a luck game?
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24%
A game of skill
24%
A game of luck
43%
Its skill when I win and luck when I lose
8%
I haven’t played Uno :(
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When was the last chattel slave freed in the United States?
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5%
1619
0%
1776
0%
1857
4%
1865
3%
1867
3%
1877
7%
1889
5%
1904
8%
1914
64%
1942
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Would you rather
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25%
Get $100 a day for a year
75%
Get a penny that doubles in amount every day for a year
Best startup sound for a robot out of the three options below ⬇️
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29%
Option 1
11%
Option 2
61%
Option 3
Useless Statistics
How do you pronounce "gif"?
How do you pronounce jpg?
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80%
JAY-peg
4%
jay-PEG
2%
juh-PUG
4%
JAY-PEE-GEE
10%
a different way
What's the correct name?
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12%
The Rock
4%
Dwayne Johnson
45%
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
6%
Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson
33%
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE CORRECT NAME IS
What happens after we die?
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35%
Nothing.
31%
Some permanent post-life destination, e.g. Valhalla/Limbo/Milliways.
63%
They clean and sanitise the bed, and admit the next patient.
41%
Polka.
Users of the meme app "IFunny" are planning an "attack" on various transgender online safe spaces on 11 May.
What do you think will actually happen?
What do you think will actually happen?
Final Results
16%
Nothing. They'll lose interest before then.
31%
Maybe one or two people will post something vaguely meme-y and they'll declare it a massive victory.
29%
A handful of people will get themselves banned with little or no fanfare.
24%
An uncoordinated mess that leads to a small mention on niche media.
0%
A coordinated attack that leads to one or more articles in mainstream media.
You become effectively immortal, recovering from any injury no matter how extreme, BUT you must host a time travelling nature show; being thrust randomly into different places in Earth's history and future without any preparation. Do you take this offer?
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73%
Yes
27%
No