My wife wanted to go shopping and after following her through several stores I told her I was going to wander off, call when she needed me. So about two hours later my phone rings. She wants to know where I am. I said "do you remember that jewelry store in the mall with that diamond and ruby necklace you said you wanted last year?.... I'm in the bar right next to it."

We won't send rapists back to their country because they will be punished because they were raping people there too.

clown world

He must be fun at parties