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I fucking hate summer




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【Oliver・鏡音レン】Dummy March【Original Song】
Tulapeetata Luppashah Tuleeluteffetah Tulalupapa...
Chilly autumn wind leaves blushes on your skin
With your pumpkin baggy, starts another journey
What kind of candy?
How many will there be?
What kind of dirty tricks will you pull out this time?

"Hello, Mister Werewolf"
"What an ugly tail"
"Aren't you ashamed at all?"
"Get lost"

"You're not invited, stinky bunch"
"No one wants you here taking all our fun"
Words you speak so loud and proud
Go right in my heart and never come out
"That's not allowed, break up right now"
"Mister Mustard, Mister Ketchup"
And you pretend nothing happened
Down goes spoon full of floating island

Strawberry shortcakes
Banana chocolate crêpes
No matter how much you eat
You will always be empty
Espresso jelly
Sugar raisin cookies
You are dummies
All of these are unnecessary

"Nice to meet you, Mermaid"
"Aren't you over weight?"
"Why don't you get more in shape?"
"Lazy"

"You're not important"
"Attention, please"
"All eyes on me and me only"
Protected by wooden shells
Living in a world all by yourselves
"There's only one God for us all"
"You are wrong and you should burn in Hell"
Given up your abilities to think
Saying all these words you don't understand

Tulapeetata Luppashah Tuleeluteffetah Tulalupapa...
Dummies gathered
Vulgarly marching across the street
"Hey there, open up"
"Trick or treat?"

"You know that you have no talent"
"So stop wasting our oxygen"
"You'll never get as great as them"
"Did you even try to be a normal person?"
"All I have for you is disappointment"
"When can I raise my expectations?"
Covering my ears won't do anything
All your curses pierce through my skin

Is it my fault for feeling hurt?
Is it my fault for trusting you first?
Is it my fault that I heard your curse?
Is it my fault that I read your words?
You are only dummies without hearts
But your faces look exactly like ours
Again and again I try to buy
Your over-priced "constructive criticism"

Tulapeetata Luppashah Tuleeluteffetah Tulalupapa...
Tulapeetata Luppashah Tuleeluteffetah Tulalupapa
Lah
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Glub Glub🐟
【Oliver】Pumpkin Spice Dummy【Original Song】
Sipping my Pumpkin Spice with Pumpkin Pie.
All the flavours warm and nice.
Caramel Cheesecake stuffed Peanut Dynamite,
Tonight.
I’m marching down this crooked street,
Searching for you once again.
All the cavities over my body.
Will you fill them in for me, Please?

All you want is for me to let you rest in peace.
Isn't that easy?

I’ve tried to be more like you,
Maybe you should do something too.
Given up all my greed and desires,
Not that you would care.
My apologies are no trick or treat,
And I bet you know it’s true.
When are we gonna stop this game and move on?

If I am a dummy,
What does that make you?
Tell me please.
I just don't know what to do.

Rest In Peace.
How many pieces of lies are you going to bake?
Spitting maggots,
Not so lovely are you, I'm afraid?
How many cakes,
How many cherries of mine are you going to take?
With this moldy skin,
Dislocated legs,
And no sympathy thrown my way.

All you want is for me to lose my sanity.
It is quite easy.

I know you want me gone,
But heaven nor hell would let me through.
Sorry for wasting your oxygen.
I will try again.
Cut me up with your scissors,
And my intestines go loose.
When are we gonna start another game once more?

If I’m still a monster,
Then so are you too.
A monster who humiliates me for food.

Lattatulee paleela,
Tuleepalle looleellappapa.
Lattupulle toleella,
Tuleepalle looleellappapala.

All you want is for me to return your sanity.
That’s so easy.

We've stabbed each other enough already.
The pain cannot undo.
It takes only one of us to quit,
But neither of us wants to lose.
You're doing this for my own good,
Though your love, It leaves me bruised.
If you really cannot forgive me,
Then I'll fight too.

Can't you see?
I’m bleeding a Maple Syrup pool.
Candy Marshmallow Toffee Crème Brûlée,
Keeps me awake.
Sweet darling, My Little Dummy.
Do you have to be such a fool?
Half eaten berry lollipop pierces through your skull.

Maybe, I’m really a monster, Just like you.
Craving for your bittersweet Pumpkin Dummy Juice.
Maybe, I'm responsible for things that I do,
But come on.
For a dummy, That can't be true.
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