Wait they hacked Max? I read that in a fanfic, Charles’ nudes and a video of him jerking off was leaked. Lestappen is going canon, brace yourselves people.
Who’s nude are we most likely to get? Daniel or Charles? I think Charles, he’s a bigger slut.
Ugh the fuck would I want with his passport? give me the nudes he sent Charles and their sex tape already.
These kids giving me headaches left and right, I’m so sick of this shit.
Somebody please, impregnate this man, he’s so desperate. I volunteer.
One season into Slow Horses, I think River and James should hate fuck.
River is too cute and broken, I need him to kiss a boy so bad please.
Moonage Gaydream ¹⁶³³
Yes babe, we all know you’re gonna get your fifth.
He’s seriously not that subtle with the foreshadowing.
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