Ugh the fuck would I want with his passport? give me the nudes he sent Charles and their sex tape already.
These kids giving me headaches left and right, I’m so sick of this shit.
Somebody please, impregnate this man, he’s so desperate. I volunteer.
One season into Slow Horses, I think River and James should hate fuck.
River is too cute and broken, I need him to kiss a boy so bad please.
Moonage Gaydream ¹⁶³³
Yes babe, we all know you’re gonna get your fifth.
He’s seriously not that subtle with the foreshadowing.
❤1
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up before I start screaming and jump off the window.
And of course, what a perfect time for an ocd attack, or is it a panic attack this time, wouldn’t know the difference anymore, can’t say I give a fuck either, can’t breathe either way
Can’t even cry, can’t even take a deep breath, can’t even pace the room, because they would know, and they’d look at you like you’re insane. Because you are in fucking fact, insane.