When speaking out loud, you can can call it the 'Perseids meatier shower' and no one will ever know. (If you do get caught somehow, just tell them to Google the 'Kentucky meat shower' and that will distract them while you escape.)

Poorly Drawn Lines – Thoughts

I'm glad modern car washes use synthetic baleen, instead of harvesting it from whales like 1800s car washes did.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Your Issues

The best place to be for a hug eclipse is a scenic natural area with good views and few clouds. The worst place to be is the lunar surface.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Fool

They tried to report me to the authorities, but because I had the device they couldn't charge me.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Had a Thought

A circle with an A in it means that the circuit has committed a sin and has been marked as punishment.

I pronounce the 'u' in 'pronunciation' like in 'putting' but the 'ou' in 'pronounce' like in 'wound'.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Pretty Sensitive

An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.

Of course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster.

Hi all, just replying to loop in @outlook.com and @yahoo.com.

Poorly Drawn Lines – My Friends

The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.

Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist

Of course in reality this is just a US/UK thing; in British English, 'fall' is the brief period in between and 'autumn' is the main season.

It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it.

Sequoia Brussels sprouts are delicious but it's pretty hard to finish one.