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An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.
Of course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster.
Hi all, just replying to loop in @outlook.com and @yahoo.com.
Poorly Drawn Lines – My Friends
The two best reasons to get into fossils are booping trilobites and getting to say the word "fossiliferous" a lot.
Escape Artist Frees Self From Conversation With Pickup Artist
Of course in reality this is just a US/UK thing; in British English, 'fall' is the brief period in between and 'autumn' is the main season.
It can be expensive to hire a professional spectroscopist for your wedding, but the quality of the spectra you get is worth it.
Sequoia Brussels sprouts are delicious but it's pretty hard to finish one.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Creature of Habit
NASA prefers to say that their rovers are 'looking for signs of past life on Mars' and not 'ghost hunting.'
Our experimental aerogel iceberg with helium pockets manages true 100% efficiency, barely touching the water, and it can even lift off of the surface and fly to more efficiently pursue fleeing hubristic liners.
You can leave at any time through the door over there. It's a Louisville door, so you'll need to find a compatible knob. No, don't be silly, that one is a Lexington knob! Of course it won't fit.
Theranos partnership: Sorry, we know, but we signed the contract back before all the stuff and the lawyers say we can't back out, so just try to keep your finger away from the bottom of the phone.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Fly
If they're going to make people ride bikes and scooters in traffic, then it should at LEAST be legal to do the Snow Crash thing where you use a hook-shot-style harpoon to catch free rides from cars.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Mad at Me
I've been working my way through this 1950s podcast by someone named John Tolkien called 'Lord of the Rings'--it's a deep dive into this fictional world he created. Good stuff, really bingeable!
So what do we do when we get to base 10? Do we use A, B, C, etc? No: Numbers larger than about 3.6 million are simply illegal.