XKCD 3146: Fantastic Four

Alt text: One perk of being born at 0.88c is that your birthday is over two days long.

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Poorly Drawn Lines: Poorly Drawn Lines

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Pie Comic: Pie Comic

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Gitting Gud

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XKCD 3147: Hiking

Alt text: Every downhill walk is a waterslide that might have been.

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War and Peas: deathlist.pdf

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XKCD 3148: 100% All Achievements

Alt text: I'm trying to share my footage of the full run to prove it's not tool-assisted, but the uploader has problems with video lengths of more than a decade.

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Safely Endangered: Worms

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XKCD 3149: Measure Twice, Cut Once

Alt text: "Measure zero times, cut zero times." --carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Shafted

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The Oatmeal: Your brain's job

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3150: Ping

Alt text: Progress on getting shipwrecked sailors to adopt ICMPv6 has been slow.

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War and Peas: Restraint

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Safely Endangered: Pidgey

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Perry Bible Fellowship: The Craving

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XKCD 3151: Window Screen

Alt text: The Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine or Home Improvement or DIY

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