Safely Endangered: The Prophecy

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XKCD 3180: Apples

Alt text: The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.

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War and Peas: Christmas Chainsaw Massacre

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XKCD 3181: Jumping Frog Radius

Alt text: Earth's r_jf is approximately 1.5 light-days, leading to general relativity's successful prediction that all the frogs in the Solar System should be found collected on the surface of the Earth.

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Safely Endangered: Cupid

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Game Awards 2025

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Safely Endangered: christmascarol.exe

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XKCD 3182: Telescope Types

Alt text: I'm trying to buy a gravitational lens for my camera, but I can't tell if the manufacturers are listing comoving focal length or proper focal length.

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False Knees: Bitey (December 19, 2025)

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XKCD 3183: Pole Vault Pole

Alt text: My goal in life is to be personally responsible for at least one sports rule change.

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War and Peas: New Elf

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War and Peas: PANIC-GIFTING ALERT

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Cyanide and Happiness

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Safely Endangered: Santa Jaws

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XKCD 3184: Funny Numbers

Alt text: In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.

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War and Peas: Naughty List

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Merry 40k

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