XKCD 3208: SNEWS

Alt text: People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.

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War and Peas: Snooze

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False Knees: Hold On Tight (February 18, 2026)

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XKCD 3209: Plums

Alt text: My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.

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Nerf Now: Nerf NOW!! — Wet Beaver

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Cyanide and Happiness

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XKCD 3210: Eliminating the Impossible

Alt text: 'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.

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War and Peas: Ad Break

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XKCD 3211: Amperage

Alt text: Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?

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