Poorly Drawn Lines – This Next Song

The Wirecutter staff called the Herman Miller Siege Perilous "the most cursed product we've ever had to fight" and "nearly as immortal as it boasts."

First prize is a free ticket to the kissing booth.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Plant

Remember the CPS 2000, the super soaker that was discontinued because it was too powerful? Relatedly, can I borrow your tuba?